Crab Song:
Crabs Crabs, they're not your friend
They'll bite you till the very end
Crabs Crabs thy're not much fun
They live and produce inside your bum
Crabs, Crabs they dont play fair
They'll grow up inside your hair
Crabs, Crabs they really suck....They Suck!!
C'mon and get crabs, get crabs, get crabs from me!
Crabs, Crabs they come and go
When you get them you'll never know
Crabs, Crabs they really hurt
I got them from a guy named Bert!
Crabs, Crabs they really pinch
Especially when your dick is only an inch
So now you know about crabs
You can get them from a beach or a bitch
But ye be warned they really itch.
My Burrito
Have a burrito and make it right
Fill it up with tomatoes and meat tonight
I'll wrap it up and give it to you
Take a bite and out oozes its goo
My burrito ill eat it tonight
My burrito bitch make it right
My burrito!
Fill it up with lettuce and cheese
Make it as big as you please
Add some hot and spicy sauce
the spicy sause squirt down and across
Ill try to bring my burrito to you
Im in the trunk of my mini van
The boarder patrol being such a bitch
Jump out of the car quick, we have to hide in a ditch
My burrito is comming for you
Best eat it good or ill shoot you!
Food Song
Pigs n bacon makin my belly achin
I butter my bacon i fry my pork chops
Im not fat im just obese
So go away and let me eat in peace
My fish cakes i like to bake
not like cake never take a break
Ostrich eggs in the mourning
10 foot subs for lunch, maybe even brunch!
Dinner time i have ham, spam, maybe even pam
Hot rolls, fried chicked, finger lickin
Have you ever tried a roll with i cant believe its not butter
Well if you havent then u better try another
Heart attacks not good for you, i get them every month
This may be the last thing i say
Because i feel one comming on today
Bush is a terrorist!
Florida thanks a lot, what were you doin smokin pot
No, republicans rigged it, now we have to take this shit
George bush is a terrorist
Terrorist
Terrorist
Terrorist
Sure get U.S some oil, oops! were caught in this turmoil
I think they have weapons of mass destruction
I'll go against the U.N's instructions
Your father was a failure, now your a mailer
Your names on a metal can, that blowing up half the land!
War on terrorism, thats a joke
Mo more then a measly hoax
Have fun with your red-neck manorism
Red Neck Life
School who needs this shit, all i do is look at tits
I dont need it im a redneck
I'll live in my trailer and beat my wife
All because its a redneck life
Drink beer
Shootin my gun
Eatin the deer
So much fun
In the red-neck life
Gater boots, snakeskin belt
Killin rabbits to make nice felts
People in my town have to teeth
And never put up christmas wreaths
All because its a red-neck life
Now back to school
where im the darndest fool
Theres hay leading to my locker
Make fun of it, ill walk up and sock ya
Because its part of my redneck life
